turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
You are a genius and a whore.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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