When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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