clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i think i have herpe
just one?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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