Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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