I don't think brook has ever known best
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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