How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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