Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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