Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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