so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Did we literally take a cab across the street
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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