I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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