i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Randomize
