atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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