He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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