smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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