Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
This is the high leading the old right now
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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