I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
I just saw a hot homeless man
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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