what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
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I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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