guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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