No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
be right there i have to get my cape
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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