is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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