He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
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