what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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