he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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