3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Randomize
