im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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