I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
