Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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