I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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