There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Randomize
