you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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