Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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