i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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