She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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