Pants 0. Shit 1.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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