Grow some girl-balls and come out already
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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