this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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