if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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