If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Randomize
