How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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