But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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