ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
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I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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