It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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