I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Randomize
