i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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