He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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