I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
And then he peed in my hair
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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