i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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