its not stalking. its research.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
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