just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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