What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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