I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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