what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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